2011 SEMA Show Sneak Preview!
2011 SEMA Show, Chuck Johnson, Moto IQ, bitches, strippers, hoes, and ninjas, las vegas convention center
2011 SEMA Show Sneak Preview!
 
by Chuck Johnson 
 
T-minus 24 hours 'til the doors open at the Las Vegas Convention Center to kick off the 2011 SEMA Show.  We’re so close I can literally taste it in the air.  The smoke filled casinos and the incessant sounds of a million slot machines, singing in harmony as they crush the life savings of our industry peers one dollar at a time.  Oh, the baby powder and glitter of my sweet Hawaiian girl Trinity, how I’ve missed the meaningless banter that we engage in between each of those pricey little dances.  I’m literally itching in anticipation.  Or wait; is that the same itch that resulted from last year’s after hours SEMA show debauchery?  Crap, never mind that.  
 
Anyhow, we’ve got our Tylenol, Red bull, and Vodka all packed up and we’re ready…  Ready to sit humored as Sarah Forst and Annie Sam try to maneuver through testosterone filled nightclubs getting hit up by every drunken scumbag in the industry.  Those are some of our fondest memories, but I digress…  Back to the point of the 2011 SEMA show.  
 
We’ve sent in our MotoIQ ninjas (yes, we have ninjas so don’t piss us off) to take some early reconnaissance photos of the show.  No strippers, go-go dancers, or even scantily dressed car models though.  You’ll just have to be happy with these crummy pictures of some of the industries coolest cars. Enjoy… We know we will. ;o)     
 
2011 SEMA Show, Chuck Johnson, Moto IQ, bitches, strippers, hoes, and ninjas, las vegas convention center, camaro
Camaros, expect to see a lot of them this year.   
 
2011 SEMA Show, Chuck Johnson, Moto IQ, bitches, strippers, hoes, and ninjas, las vegas convention center, DTA, Porsche
DTA- Don't Trust Anyone.  Especially when they have guns on the side of their Porsche. 
 
2011 SEMA Show, Chuck Johnson, Moto IQ, bitches, strippers, hoes, and ninjas, las vegas convention center, 350z, nissan

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