An American Japanese in Tokyo

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Damn tourists , they take pictures in the strangest places.We got a train ticket, now what?Ron and I practice our JDM photo poses.

 

 

Shinjuku at night.
I wonder what the electric bill is like around here?  With the huge waste in lights and the Japanese penchant for greatly overheating buildings in winter I wonder why the US is accused of being the largest per capita producers of greenhouse gasses.

 

Times Square doesn't have nothing on Tokyo.No, no one came drifting around this corner.

 

Where the F are we?  Despite being a very different country, it is pretty easy to use public transportation and navigate around Tokyo.Paul Huizenga checks out my personal building.  I am a baller in Japan yo.

Japan is interesting; the architecture is a dichotomy, space age modern buildings next to an ancient Buddhist or Shinto shrine.  Clean yet grimy with most buildings have very ugly external plumbing.

An example of Japan's external plumbing, it seems like all buildings suffer from this blight.An example of a small old shrine tucked right in the middle of modern buildings.Another one of my businesses yo.
An example of Tokyo's crazy ultra modern architecture.  I call this the golden loogie building. My Daughter calls it the poo building. Later I found out that this is Asahi Beer's headquarters.  Horizontal beer projectile vomiting on a large scale.

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