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| Don’t worry- she’s at least wearing some Pilotis. | Pam shows these guys how to work a pole! |
Back in the US, our lovely vixen tested her skills behind the wheel. She accompanied a group of rowdy race fans to the Washington DC ALMS race. A master of handling a stick (well, maybe not the same one), she was invited to sit in the driver’s seats of racers Roger Foo and Phil Parlato’s World Challenge cars.
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| Introducing UTI’s next spokesmodel, Pam. | She usually prefers the rear end… |
After tuning the engine a little, she even helped figure out a misfire condition that was causing the car to spurt and shake.
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| Be careful Pam- you’ll get wet! ;) | Just can’t resist a nice pole… luckily, it was above freezing so no Christmas Story tales to tell. |
Pam left with a local SCCA racer Jim Schumacher so she could accompany him on a family trip to Niagara Falls. She became fast friends with Jim’s young kids and got so excited seeing the water rush over the side and fall so quickly that she sprang a leak. Onlookers gawked at her (somewhat underdressed in just fishnets, a thong, and stilettos), but Pam was oblivious to their stares.
Off to America’s Heart Land- Kansas City. Because she had developed her need for speed in DC, another racer, Brad Woodworth took her to the local dragstrip to have more fun. As her driving skills are somewhat limited to the backseat, Pam was a passenger only. She was apparently thrilled though leaving her mouth wide open.
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| Good thing Pam visited after the Enron scandal! |
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| Pam shows off her skills with the pipe work. |
Always a “SUCK”er for a cowboy, Pam dreamed of visiting the Lone Star State. Tour guide Bruce Hearn AKA Startbartlast on our forums, took her to Baytown, the very beginning of her existence, where the oil well from whence her hydrocarbons were pumped. The crude oil molecules were then piped, routed, and pumped by the folks at Enron in downtown Houston. Pam made her way to the polyethylene plant in Deer Park where the ethylene extracted from the crude oil was turned into polyethylene. She liked visiting here because all the cars and trucks driving by honked and waved in a friendly Texas fashion.
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Polyethylene Pam visited the plant where her polyethylene beads were processed and shaped to her final form. Pam is shown around the plant by another friendly Texan. She gets to turn a big valve with a long stem. Polyethylene Pam shouts at everyone to look at her wearing a flirty blue hard hat. She is suddenly aroused when she spys the huge hose attached to a tanker and she gets her turn at riding it. After touring the plant, Pam is exhausted and rests her heels while her friendly Texas tour guide expunges all electronic traces of her visit (oops, except this one!).
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