SEMA 2013 wrapup

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We've coined woodpile and campfire in year's past.  The word of 2013 SEMA was lumberstack. Last year, Grey Goose. This year, Belvedere. Last year Mike got food poisoning. This year, he was roofied.  Both of those are code for “drunk.” And while the show is great for checking out new products and cars, the nightlife is where relationships are built (or reputations destroyed).

Other MIQ Goodies:
Best Grub: any of the burger gastropubs with good craft beer selections from Gordon Ramsays BURGR at the Planet Hollywood (Hells Kitchen Burger) to Burger Bistro (tuna burger with sweet chili cukes, wasabi mayo, and pickled ginger).
Best Late Night Munchies: Secret Pizza (again!) at Cosmo hotel. The Who's Who venture here for pizza, foosball, and enough sobriety to pour themselves into a cab.
Best Clubbing: Gran Turismo party Wednesday night at Haze, KW table service, LED glow sticks, and dancing on the booths until the sun came up.
Best Use of Mirror: Nobody would claim the ass print on the mirror next to the bathtub at the house Cobb rented nor were they willing to submit to forensics.
Best Dancers: Circle Bar at Hard Rock.  Not only a chill place to get some drinks after SEMA is over, but those girls can scale a pole like a lumberjack.
Best Use of Rain: The oil prince throwing up stacks of $1's all over the dance floor. Dancers debated picking them up (as well as the bodily fluids the waxed the floor) or letting them drop but some came up with wads of stripper money.

Censored for sanity are a few pics that managed to look mostly business like:

Brenda, Mike, Eric

Annie, Sarah, Brenda

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